Advice for inner peace

Good advice... for Inner Peace

 If you can start the day without caffeine,
 If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
 If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
 If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
 If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
 If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
 If you can conquer tension without medical help,
 If you can relax without alcohol,
 If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
 Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
 Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
 If you can't eat it or play with it,
 Piss on it and walk away!

And now, back to the regular programming

Learn to read the signs and react accordingly

Stop now, before this, becomes this

but if you see this


it is too late to stop it becoming this

bottoms up

Send the above study to your wife, if you would like to be spanked today!



Spanked Cowboy said...

Not many signs to read in this household. Maintenance is scheduled, so no signs to read. Reasons for a punishment spanking do not come with warnings or caution signs. When I misbehave or break a rule, I get spanked immediately. There is no sign or warning like 'stop doing that or you will be punished' I was warned a few times by a former Dominant, I ignored the warnings and got spanked in public. There are some good photos in this episode however and probably very meaningful in some relationships.

Minielle Labraun said...

Ha ha! All are great suggestions. However, dog or not.... caffeine is a must! Lol, my mil used to dip her toast in her cup of tea or coffee and give it to my dogs. Now my dogs LOVE either!
I always enjoy suggestions or suggestive images hinting at a hairbrush!

Red said...

SpankedCowboy. Thanks for sharing some of your history.

Minielle: Nice to know you are a dog person. We do not have pets, as we love the freedom of travel, without having to put an animal in some boarding facility.

bottoms up