Advice for inner peace

Good advice... for Inner Peace

 If you can start the day without caffeine,
 If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
 If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
 If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
 If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
 If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
 If you can conquer tension without medical help,
 If you can relax without alcohol,
 If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
 Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
 Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
 If you can't eat it or play with it,
 Piss on it and walk away!

And now, back to the regular programming

Learn to read the signs and react accordingly

Stop now, before this, becomes this

but if you see this


it is too late to stop it becoming this

bottoms up

Send the above study to your wife, if you would like to be spanked today!



fun spank me gifs

A  fun reaction to your partner or friend patting your bottom

Well, there is a good site you might like to visit.

as you click through, you can get to many other kinky gifs
(Women do love to fondle spears)

I first found these through  https://spankedhortic.wordpress.com/

enjoy the research

bottoms up



Take a shot, get a paddle swat: A restaurant to visit in Vegas

  If you want shots at Hofbräuhaus Las Be ( in Las Vegas) you have the choice also to have one swat with the paddle for each shot. 

Another video is from youtube. Click the link

Swats for shots

The Spankings

Classic German shots delivered on a paddle that can also deliver a stinging blow make Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas one-of-a-kind. A guest started the phenomenon unique to the Las Vegas restaurant by requesting a paddling following a liquor shot, and it became more popular than anyone could possibly imagine. After seeing this performed at the bar, many patrons started to ask for the same “treatment,” and Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas is happy to oblige. When a guest orders a shot, it’s served on a long wooden shot paddle that fits six shots. After downing the shot, the diner is finished off with a solid smack from the paddle, if requested. If the shot doesn’t give a sting, the shot paddle just might. Click here to read what our very own spankstress Judy has to say! 

I recommend you read what spankstress Judy has to say. (click link above.)

Wow! Whenever we are next in Vegas, we will go there!

Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas Facts | Hofbrauhaus Las Vegas

(Click the above for more details.)

Bottoms up



don't come in

You can almost hear her saying

Pease Don't watch
Don't Come in!
Oh No!
The embarrassment
that oy are in this position
about to be spanked
or actually being spanked
knowing there os nothing you can do about it
but stoically accept
that they are their watching your spanking

However, some people are quite unperturbed by your watching (strict Julie comes to mind)

and possibly your partner starts spanking you
because they know someone is due to walk in right at this time

If this happened to you, would you be embarrassed, or blasé? 

bottoms up