25.1.21

humor to get you spanked

 Apparently, women and men have a different sense  of humor.

Try sending some of these to your wife and you will understand

Show her this picture and tell her it is the funniest you have ever seen


or, you might suggest returning to some old time values



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our forthcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 225 in about 2 seconds." I bought her bathroom scales. And then the fight started......

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said : 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said : 'Is that your final answer?
'She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying : 'Yes.. So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started...

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect." That's how the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please. "He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself. "And that's when the fight started.....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?"" Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since. ""My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...

and, one that the woman started

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt". So, I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have got disability too. "And then the fight started...

expect to be spanked


strongly

bottoms up






red

5 comments:

sissy snow said...

Miss Rachel looks like she is fun. ouch welts on welts

kdpierre said...

The "then the fight started" series was great! Is that someone's routine?

Minielle Labraun said...

The 1950s one! Sooo true. Can you imagine the movie?

Anonymous said...

Oh my gawd I love this site

Red said...

Sissy: true

kdpierre: probably, but I have no idea who

minielle: anyone know what the name of the movie is. Times do change for the better.
aon: ok
bottoms up
Red