31.12.19

New Year's Eve

Wishing you all a merry and SAFE New Year Eve!
This is one week old, but really THINK ABOUT IT!

Do NOT Drink excessively, and then drive!
(as my readership shrinks, I need all of you to stay alive :)


We are invited to a party, and they said to bring some snacks, and I have no idea what they meant, so I thought I would bring some fucking cookies
Some humor to remind you to stay sober..

I MIGHT JUST LOSE MY DRIVERS' LICENCE  (This one is GOOD!)

I think, I may lose my drivers license, and all just because of a stupid police officer.
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test. Imagine driving in the dark, on a highway, at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But, I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test. Imagine, you drive, in the dark, on a highway, at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected. You're drunk!"

Then, I started to get really annoyed and asked a counter question of my own.

Me: "So, here's a counter question. You're driving in the dark, on a highway, at night,  and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What are we looking at?"

Officer:"A prostitute, of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife, your sister or your mother?"

Things sort of went downhill from there,  and, now, I have a court date to attend...
If you need some advance attention from your wife to make certain you are sober  and behave throughout the evening.
I am certain she would be happy
and quite thrilled to start the evening off on a strong note
Your melodic owws will be music to her ears

bottoms up
and you do not even want to consider what her mood will be when you return
 if you misbehave
 You will dance more while over her lap than how you danced during the entire evening
So beware
 not a pleasant fate, even if you enjoy being spanked

bottoms up


Red

29.12.19

Finally Spanked

A very contented man is writing this post, sitting on a sore bottom. We finally got back to spanking, and Cindy spanked me last night.

One's bottom does soften up if you have not been spanked for a while, and this was the case in our life.

Bare bottom, over Cindy's knees, the wooden bath brush had my feet dancing almost from the start. We do NOT do warm-up, so the first couple of spanks were hard, and my bottom  was shocked,  and by the third spank, my feet were moving.

The spanking lasted quite some time, as Cindy took some pauses to lecture, then continue. I realize I have developed a method to stop the feet from dancing, by crossing one  foot over the other at the ankle, which kind of steels me to the spanks. Having realized this, I will never permit myself to do it again, as Cindy should see my reactions, and steeling myself is wrong.

Then, it was the short tawse, and I was bouncing and owwing and dancing a merry tune. Once again, Cindy used it rapidly and forcefully, and then paused to lecture and catch her breath, and then a continuation.

By the time Cindy was finished, my bottom was bright red. (as I saw in the mirror, from the top to  a part of the back of the legs.)

I thanked Cindy for the spanking! This is a must, that I willingly and happily do.

Later that evening, our loving making was fabulous beyond words.

bottoms up



Red

28.12.19

A tribute to Jay Em part 1

A wonderful F/M spanking artist, but I do NOT think he is publishing any new art work

The spanking you did NOT EXPECT
You brought flowers to make up for your behavior, but your partner had a different solution in mind


You call out to your wife: I am home dear, and when you close the door,  you see her waiting
 or she says she is going to the bedroom and will call you, and you were expecting just the negligee
 Please give me your belt
or possibly she walks into the room you are sitting in

 or you walk into the kitchen expecting dinner
The spanking not expected is sometimes quite daunting, as your mind wonders what you have done

Worst yet, she might ask while spanking you


WHY AM I SPANKING YOU? 

and you are uncertain which thing she has discovered? 
enjoy

bottoms up







Red

26.12.19

F/m site to visit

The brain is a most intriguing thing.
When you see these pictures, what thoughts, wishes, fears spring to mind


Is your partner sometimes happy to satisfy your need to be spanked?
Does your partner spank you because it modifies your behavoir?
Does she initiate your being spanked?
IS she angry when about to spank you, or simply confident that she will make you regret your actions?
Does she surprise you with a spanking, when you are not thinking one is in the offing?
If you enjoy these type of photos, they are the only type you will see on this tumblr...
You will have to imagine the spanking!
bottoms up
Red

24.12.19

xxx rated Santa

Well, Santa knows all the naughty girls, so avoid this post as it is x-rated


THIS IS A FUN X RATED SONG ABOUT SANTA, 
I THINK IT IS AN AUSTRALIAN SINGER
AND YOU KNOW THEIR GREAT SENSE OF DECORUM AND HUMOR
SO IF THE SONG IS NOT TO YOUR LIKING, 
YOU WILL NOT LIKE THIS POST

Song is by Kevin 'bloody' Wilson  and I love it


 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS



Santa is willing to spank all naughty girls

and Sarah certainly needs a spanking
and he can spank enthusiastically
However, for all those good girls who please Santa
 and
there are reasons why Santa gives better gifts to women

as though you never thought of the above before


DID YOU LIKE THE SONG?
Do you get the next one
Yes, I know
many of the women are now lining up to spank me
 and will willingly wait there turn
albeit the anger will increase
 bottoms up


red