Why men get spanked (humor)

One reason men are spanked is that men have a different sense of humor.... A man would see this as humorous
and what guys might talk about when they are together
this one needs no explanation...
Men Are Still Happier People!

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. And, you can open all your own jars
Why Men Are Just Happier People!
 You are physically unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
one last hopeful smile
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started...
hope one of these gave you a smile
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women spanking men tumblrs

For the most part, every photo is what men like to see, IF they like to be spanked !
The heading: Because I'm not the only one who thinks that some guys need a spanking
another with the title naughty little boy

I'm a male spanking sub sharing some of what I like. Mostly fm spankings with some ff thrown in for good measure.

and lastly
Married male living a lonely life of forced equality and stealth submission. This is a place I can offload all my frustrations and hopefully meet others with experiences similar to mine.
which has many more ideas besides spanking

enjoy the links
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Happy Spankers

It is always wonderful to see photos of women who are smiling, holding a spanking implement.

The smile might be because she sees the look of SHOCK when you see her holding that bath brush, and sitting on the spanking chair.
This lady breaks into a smile when your chin drops upon seeing the strap she is holding
Your plea of is this really necessary, is answered by a quiet smile
She is almost saying "I am going to have such fun with this... unfortunately you will not find it so much fun
The next lady is overjoyed because you knew the answer to how red your bottom is going to be.... (as red as her skirt was the correct answer, with a few extra strokes if you answered her gloves, and quite a few more if you answered her pinkish blouse..
A smile of satisfaction while watching you undress
whereas this young woman is happy with your coloring bottom and your owwws
and this woman is happy with her efforts, and how submissively you stay kneeling with no RUBBING

then again, there are also many sspankees who originally worry
then start hoping the spanking will end soon
and are DELIGHTED with the hot, red and sore bottom that they have been given  This is very similar to me, after the spanking has ended

have a fun spanking, or discipline spanking soon.
happy spankers in f/m art

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women should know their place

I simply could not resist the title.......
so, it is always good to remind a man while you are out somewhere

and maybe even show him a little of what you have in mind

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"Behave well tonight" spanking

As I have already stated, I was given a choice of a spanking today,. or one tomorrow. Today would have been the third in three days. It would have been very effective, but I felt knowing a spanking tomorrow before we visited friends would have a longer lasting effect.  (or maybe I just did not want a spanking today, when I made the choice)

Tomorrow came, as it always does, until it never comes again.

I never mentioned the spanking, and Cindy was quite busy during the day. However, around 3Pm she walked into the room where I was and stated: "Time for your spanking!"

Cindy walked up the stairs, and I followed her. She decided the wooden bath brush, and a long cane from Ronnie.

After I moved the spanking chair into the middle of the room, I then retrieved Cindy's spanking shoes, and helped her put them on. Bare bottom, over her knee, Cindy asked if my arms and shoulders were okay. Responding yes, a flurry of hard spanks descended quickly, almost taking my breath away. (I counted eleven, as a distraction to the rapid beginning, but did count any afterwards).

A pause, as Cindy began the questioning: did I know why I was being spanked? My answer was yes. I had drank too much wine the last time we visited, and became somewhat argumentative in one case..  Correct..

WOW!. The flurry of hard spanks with that Vermont Country bath brush had me bouncing and owwing significantly. At least twenty or more spanks...

Another pause: so what are you going to do to prevent this re-occurring? I will make certain not to drink to much, and avoid again situations where I strongly disagree with something, and simply change the topic. CORRECT.

My, you are giving the correct answers... followed by many more rapid hard spanks. I could feel a MOISTENING in the corners of my eyes, even while bouncing around a bit, and dancing with my feet a little.

Okay, maybe we should review this, so stand  up and let us try the long cane....

As I took up position with my hands on the bed, bending at the waist, and holding my stomach in to protect my back...
Are your shoulders okay, your stomach muscles engaged? yes...

Many short rapid spanks, aiming for the far cheek, although both are being struck, and then many more only on the close cheek... and some harder strokes where the cane traveled a longer distance.
Do you think you will remember this conversation? Yes, dear.

Okay, a few more, and then we will stop.. maybe ten more, and I was permitted to stand, and I immediately thanked Cindy.

In looking in the mirror, my bottom was a dark red for the bottom half, but white at the top. Reason, is that Cindy states : not enough meat there.
Thus, to redden this area a little, I stood upright, while another ten or so strokes with the cane were applied to this area. OWWWWWWWW!

End result...
Two different feelings, one for the dark red part of my bottom, and one for the red lined area of the top of my bottom.

I drank modestly, slowly, and refused a refill of my glass a couple of times.
Everyone was charming, including me.

thought it would be nicer to see women's spanked bottoms, instead of mine
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Spanked the next Day

Cindy is in the mood, of not tolerating dumb things. That is, I am being spanked often. Yesterday morning, the day after the last spanking, Cindy walked into the computer room, holding the wooden soup stirrer.


Bend over the couch and lower your pants and underwear. Yes, Dear.

Many hard spanks later, Cindy paused to explain what I had done that upset her.  A foolish action on my part, where I had done a little (or a lot) too much elaboration on something I thought she was forgetting to do. She had planned the meals around my schedule for the day, but I had afterwards talked about how she had not put her shopping of cosmetics away, and they were still on the dining room table. I apologized. (smart man, but  a little too late). (In my defense, which I did not say in the middle of being spanked, that pants she had purchased were still in the bag on the couch five days after being purchased. In addition, the bedding that we had recently purchased: we had already put the duvet cover on, and I had washed the sheets on the weekend, but they still were not used to make the bed in the spare bedroom on the Wednesday.

Then more spanks, each hard, and meant to be felt, significantly.

When Cindy stated I could get up, I apologized again, and then thanked her for planning the meals for being appropriate for my early evening sporting activity.

Permitted to look in the mirror, my bottom was quite red, and fiercely red in a few places.

In case you have not noticed, I leave a spanking post of myself or Cindy being spanked without a following new post the next day.

Thus, this spanking actually happened yesterday, and Cindy just a short while ago, asked whether I wanted my warning "behave" spanking today or tomorrow.  She re-counted how I misbehaved the previous year at these people's house, I remembered, and said tomorrow, as it will be a sore bottom I am sitting on while eating. By the time this is posted, I will have already been spanked again.

I can readily say that Cindy approves of spanking me as a way to change behavior, and solve problems.

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Red very red three days later

Everyone knew this would happen, and it did. I made a silly comment about Cindy being busy and not consulting with me, and became a little huffy about it.

Cindy came into the computer room a few minutes later, and told me to get upstairs for my spanking. She was not going to put up with my being "pouty" all day.

I was informed to get the short tawse, and the OTK cane, which I dumbly stated "was not very effective last time" Talk about waving a red flag in front of a bull....

First, move the sparking chair to the middle of the room, then retrieve the implements. Now, take out her high heel shoes so that I am raised at a good level over her knee. Bare bottom, otk.

Zero warm-up!  This is something that Cindy has never done, as the point of a spanking is to be effective.  The tawse was used with vigor, as I explained about my last spanking. Cindy has learned how to use it effectively, and my owwing and feet dancing put on a show.

Cindy paused, but only to give herself a breather, and check on my arms and shoulders. She began again with many spanks before stopping, simply saying let us move to the bed. Place the pillows appropriately, had be now prone over the pillows with my bottom prominently in the air. Numerous more with the tips of the tawse wrapping, or entering between my cheeks.

Cindy paused, simply to change implements, and wow did she use the OTK cane. Many hard strokes, followed by many rapid strokes raining down like a thunderstorm. A pause, and then a little question: So, do you think you should write that lady you bought this from and say it is not very effective?

This was punctuated in bold with many , many more short rapid spanks, I was permitted to reply : it is very very effective...

Numerous more spanks, and then I was permitted to rise, and thank Cindy for my spanking.

Zero poutiness the remainder of the day, and a very pleasant day. but with a sore and red bottom.
A pinkish bottom still existed the next morning.

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Cindy spanked again three days later

This has never happened before.

Three or four days later, Cindy had a melt down while cooking dinner, and nearly scalded herself on the face. This is partially my fault, as I like food hot, but Cindy sometimes mistimes the sequence.

How the scalding almost happened was Cindy's desire to have the plate look perfect. She was putting hot fettuccine, that was in a tomato sauce I had previously made,  onto the plate.  She lifted the pasta almost to above her face to get all the noodles dangling, so that then she could put the plate underneath and lower them into the middle. A little very hot saucer spattered on her face, hitting her glasses.

YIKES!!!!! What a stupid thing to do, and fortunate that she wears glasses.  We had quite a bit of  heated voices over this action. Cindy was truly raising her voice, and i kept trying to say calm down, stop shouting, but she threw a fit. Part of her argument is that you ALWAYS want it hot, and you get me upset and frustrated.

While we ate, and things were calmer, I explained that I have seen in restaurants where they simply wipe the edge of the plate if there is some sauce there. Standard practice, as the sauce was already on the pasta. She accepted that yes, that would be simpler, and solve the problem. (she never used to raise the fettuccine like she did this time.)

I then explained that if I cause frustration, then spank me, but let me help to sequence the meal preparation, so no anxiety or frustration.

Shrimp are already cleaned and ready for  a one minute grilling in a fry pan.
Sauce has been heated in the microwave.
Cook noodles, slightly al dente, and put in tomato sauce.
Put cooked asparagus (previously cut up, into sauce and noodles.
Now grill shrimps, and i can serve the pasta with asparagus onto the plates, and when the shrimps are ready, simply place them on top, grate some parmesan cheese on top, and top with a little ground pepper.

Cindy sort of tried to do all at once, and got upset and frustrated...

Later while eating, I stated how she almost harmed herself seriously, over a dinner.  The shouting and heated words, where I kept saying her to catch your breath, stop shouting...  I suggested she should be spanked. Not that I care that she shouted and was upset, that I can accept, but NOT doing something that almost injured her was really BADLY.

We dropped the topic.

The next day, I suggested she should be spanked for last night, and her response was "Not with the hair brush!"
Obviously, she accepted she should be spanked, and I reminded her that her spankings were with the hair brush, or I could always use the bath brush or tawse. 
Twenty slow spanks, like the last time, with the hair brush, over the knee, on her bare bottom. Far less fussing than the previous spanking, as I believe Cindy felt this was suitable for her previous evening actions.

Cindy thanked me afterwards for the spanking, and I felt nowhere near as begrudgingly as sometimes. All was well again, and to at least some of your surprise, i have not been spanked in the time since this spanking and time of writing four days later.\\

Maybe, sometimes Cindy knows her actions needed to be addressed with a spanking.
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Red truly spanked the next day

Some things are forewarned in the stars... The day after I spanked Cindy, i was well spanked.

The reason: we were going out with good friends, but they also occasionally during the evening get on your nerves... best not say anything else...

Thus, a warning behave tonight spanking was given...

How was it different. Cindy used the short tawse on my "over her knee bare bottom". Cindy used the tawse to spank one cheek at a time, whereas she usually uses it across both cheeks at once.

The fingers of the tawse truly entered my crack between the cheeks, and my feet started dancing and re-acting at the first spank. Cindy must have seen this, and realized: "This is REALLY EFFECTIVE".
Thus, many spanks to the closest cheek, and then she moved to the furthest cheek. he furthest cheek permitted the tawse to wrap somewhat down my right side. Again, this elicited owws and squirming, a definite sign that she was being effective, and thus , something to continue.
Many spanks were given, and then Cindy paused, but only to question me on the meaning of a warning spanking. I explained : If I misbehave, a  more severe spanking when I get home."

Well said!  Then Cindy began the spanking again, refreshed from her brief pause, and I was reacting significantly.
After many spanks, again visiting the crack OFTEN!!!!!!, Cindy stated, okay, let's try this small cane from Ronnie.

The short OTK cane was a first time use, and it is very effective, as Cindy spanked with rapid swooshing strokes on my bottom.

Every spank had strength behind it, as Cindy wanted to return the favor of her being spanked yesterday.
I was permitted to stand up, and immediately thanked Cindy for the spanking.

When I looked in the mirror, my bottom was very red, but really fire engine red between the cheeks, an area that is rarely if ever spanked. I guess that tawse is even more effective than I knew it could be.

Truly, a very effective spanking. My bottom was sore throughout the evening, as we sat and watched a fun performer (singer). The next morning after a shower, the inner crack was still red, whereas the cheeks were pink.

Keep enjoying life. We are!

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