once upon a time (humor)

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."
His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (60+), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit!"

unfortunately, let's pretend your wife overheard this: First the look
 then "see what I have for you"
 don't worry, she is becoming happy spanking you
 and your friend's wife has been included
 She likes to keep you from moving! the books drop, the spanking begins from the start
 and stay there while I contemplate spanking you some more
bottoms up


Baxter said...

love this blog. I would never dare say something that stupid as I would richly deserve the wrath and spanking of R. Great pix

Red said...

baxter: i thought it was funny...
bottoms up

Anonymous said...

Re: that last picture
N., my (late) first wife, who was quite a bookworm, often had me wait, bare-bottomed and kneeling in a corner, while she finished reading some chapter (and this might take up to a half-hour!) - but, mercifully, she never had me keep such a painful position!


Red said...

L: truly frightening position, only for the young, and only for as long as it takes to take a picture
bottoms up