once upon a time (humor)
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."
His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (60+), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit!"