26.2.14

Mid winter blues (humor) f/m

Michigan Poem (Snorkeling in Michigan)
It's winter in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Michigan
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Michigan
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground
This is why I snorkel in the Caribbean, and enjoying sitting on the beach enjoying the view
but this might lead to
followed by the brush
and yet the next day, another beach beckons
as does the look
 
followed by the brush
 
Now, I am a slow learner, but don't you find this next photo interesting? Do you wonder what has the woman's attention in the next picture, I think we know what has the man's attention
of course, too much attention can have unfortunate results
and in this pretend scenario, Cindy knows where the man is gazing
 

bottoms up (beach photos from our last vacation)
Red

10 comments:

  1. I don't mind L. watching (or just noticing) scantily-clad girls when we are at the beach (and I, too, don't mind glancing at good-looking young men), but if I caught him snapping pictures - as you apparently did! - he would soon find himself with a very sore derrière!...

    J.

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    1. J: the occasional picture I consider a compliment to the woman... no face is ever shown, and the woman wears a bathing suit bottom of this nature to be admired, and show how beautiful she is. We could where bathing suits from the 1920's if we wanted. This is a celebration of the women's freedom to do as they chose, unlike islamic women in religious islamic states.
      bottoms up
      Red

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  2. We went to Europe for the first time in 2012 and during our visit in The Netherlands, we went to the beach on the North Sea. I wasn't quite prepared for the women without tops on, but I certainly paid a lot attention to them, as well as the ones with tops. But I must say, the women without tops were quite fetching. Quite a few let their swimsuit bottoms sag and oh the buttcracks. Keep in mind that my viewing was quite surreptitious as my wife, my sister in law and other women were there also. I am sure wife and SIL knew what I was doing, but they never said anything.
    Great pix, Red.
    Baxter

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    1. Baxter: i totally agree with women going topless. The more natural a woman is, not oppressed by North American and British ideas of propriety, the better. I can remember when women had to hide to breast feed a baby, which is the best method of nourishing a baby. I celebrate the women's right to breast feed in public, and am thrilled to see how beautiful a pregnant lady is walking on the beach in a bikini. That stomach is gorgeous. We, as a culture, would all be less fixated on breasts, if they were openly displayed on beaches by every woman.
      Compare this idea to the Islamic idea that men are naturally oversexed, and will do bad things to women, and that the woman exposing herself caused the problem.... If the man does something, any rational person would say the man caused the problem.
      bottoms up
      Red

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    2. I agree with your thesis. we in the US have become, as a society(not individuals) such prudes. someone has a wardrobe malfunction and OMG a nipple is shown, it becomes such a scandal. Is there really anyone that hasn't seen a naked breast? so stupid. I actually am in favor of any woman of any size or shape just being herself. Fat chicks get to wear bikinis also. So what?

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    3. Baxter: I totally agree... any woman, without describing them, should wear what she wants, including nothing..
      bottoms up
      Red

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  3. Haha, I love the poem! I grew up in Michigan, so the snorkeling in the snow pic is right on...except I sure as hell wouldn't be naked. And no one dresses like that on the beaches of Michigan either; those MUST be a foreign country (OK, the palm trees may also have given it away).

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    1. Autumn: thanks for dropping by... I will look at your blog in the next few days, and advertise it because first glance is interesting. Good luck with continuing it, as you have just started. The beauty of the pictures comes from the Caribbean, but I am certain the bikini bottoms do appear on Michigan beaches,, and hope you are leading the parade. Live laugh love...
      bottoms up
      Red

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  4. The beach photos were from your last vacation? So you were not only looking but taking pictures of them. That leads me to wonder, did Cindy use the same camera to photograph your bottom after she applied her brush on it? You lucky guy LOL.
    archedone

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    1. archedone: yes, pictures from the Caribbean, and Cindy does take pictures of my bottom sometimes after being spanked... and I take lots of pictures of Cindy naked, or only topless, in various locales around the world...
      To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
      — Ralph Waldo Emerson
      bottoms up
      Red

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