1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then again, neither does milk. However, spankings work!!!
and for just on more smile:

I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. 
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
bottoms up


micheleFFS said...

I thought it was my imagination, but it's true!
I've been publishing a novel about the Female Dominant Sorority. But you published a picture of the place, complete with the proper Greek letters on the floor.
Θηλυκά δεσπόζουσα κοινωνία
Theluka Despozousa Koinonia

I didn't realize I was documenting reality. Here's a link to the first chapter. To find the others, search the Stories forum on the site for my name.

I apply to the Sorority Auxiliary, Part 1


Baxter said...

Great humor and really good pictures of men getting what they deserve. Oh, R discovered this blog last night and was intrigued with all the bare bottoms of men and women, especially the men with red bottoms standing in corners. Had to tell her the basis of the blog and she asked me 'do you want me to take you over my knee for a spanking?' I said yes I do. She up to this point has had me bent over the bed or a stool or workbench or laying on a pile of pillows. I really do want to go OTK with my wife and it will happen. Love the blog, Red.


Anonymous said...

Good pictures of men getting properly spanked. I loved the two of the same people first OTK on a chair then the bed. If I may relate a true story along the line of yesterdays post. It was late afternoon and I had just taken a shower and came into the kitchen for a glass of water and only had my blue panties on. R was in the kitchen starting to get diner ready. She asked me if I could reach a can she needed on the top shelf. I looked at it and said yes I can reach it. Then she said would you get it for me. Of course I said you didn't ask me to get it you asked if I could reach it I said. As I reached for it, she pulled my panties down fast and gave me four hard spanks, two to each cheek, and said don't be a smarty. I didn't see that she had a wooden spoon in her hand when I said that. Don't smart off when your wife has a spoon in her hand.

Red said...

Michele: I found the picture on some tumblr. Glad you liked it
bottoms up

Red said...

Baxter: Glad my blog could help your spanking desires, but it would even be better to talk about spanking directly with R. Even though we are spanked, we are still shy, I know
good luck
bottoms up

Red said...

archedone; a fun time for both, just a few spanks to show the love...
keep up the smart ass comments
bottoms up

Baxter said...

Really Archedone? You didn't think you were setting yourself up for a spanking? geez