why men need to be spanked!

Men have a sense of humor, that, unfortunately, some women simply do not get...

Let me give you a few examples... we don't believe these, they are just funny...

Example 1: TABLETS

My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

I'm still looking for a place to live.

not smiling, then maybe a little sensitivity treatment is needed for me:
example 2

My wife has been missing a week now. 
The police said to prepare for the worst. 
So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

Any smiles yet...
how about an Irish joke...
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Jaysus Paddy, what in hell d’yis t’ink yer doing?"
> Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attracter....."

 one last try to make you smile... this one you might like

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the beltway outside Washington DC.   Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
  The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
 bottoms up


Anonymous said...


Terri said...

Well I found them funny, and I'm female, so maybe the people who say women don't have a similar sense of humour to men are just having bad experiences. I don't get EVERYTHING that men think is funny, but then some men don't get EVERYTHING that I think is funny, either. And those jokes were great.

"You know, darling, you're wasting your time fighting for equality in the workplace and in the general lifestyle. Men and women will only ever be equals when men can endure childbirth, and women can walk down the street bald and still think they're sexually attractive."

ronnie said...

Very good. I was smiling right from the start. Thanks Red.


Red said...

anon: glad you liked them..
bottoms up

Red said...

Terri: Glad you liked them... everyone is unique, and I am certain that some people liked them (both sexes), and some people did not see any humor (both sexes). That is, I totally agree with you.
As for your quote..bald women can be beautiful,and sexually attractive... so we should all just get on with it and enjoy life...
Hope you are spanked, or spank someone soon!!!
bottoms up
PS: the photos after the jokes is simple pandering to most of my audience

Red said...

Ronnie: love to make you smile....
bottoms up

Anonymous said...

Your theory is almost there but it comes up a little bit short. It's not that men have a sense of humor - it's why men have a sense of humor. In today's world, it's very difficult to take too many things very serious; as a result, a well developed sense of humor arises, i.e., a coping mechanism. Therefore, being on the receiving end of a serious spanking actually helps bring men back to the realities of navigating the world in which we're truly living (rather than the world we tend to create by the coping sense of humor that naturally develops). Anyway, that's why I like being subjected to a spanking - to take a vacation from using my sense of humor as a coping mechanism. ssllmm@comcast.net

Red said...

anon: this was meant as a humorous post, simply to surround pictures of women posed as if waiting to spank a man, and photos of men being spanked. No deeper meaning in such a fluffy blog is ever intended. live and let live, and enjoy life
bottoms up