9.7.12

PADDLES: waiting to spank you

A collection of some very attractive women, and frightening paddles
She greets you at the door, saying she would like to have a few words with you
 or she has just informed you that she will ensure your good behavior before we go to the party...
 She is looking forward to see you dancing, and happy to solve your grumpy mood
 you skipped your last appointment for your court ordered education, so now you will atone for those sins
 It is definitely time to correct your attitude
 my, that bottom is so white, I think it is about to become crimson red
I doubt you will worry that this paddle is too big for me to use, rather you will find out it is too big for your tolerance levels and the tears shall flow...
and just so you should know before I begin
remember not to move, but your arms will be frantic
bottoms up
Red

25 comments:

Mr. Beth said...

Those all look so fimiliar. I throughly enjoy your blog. It is well written and informative.

Cheers!


Mr. Beth

spankedbywife said...

Just seems natural that women should use paddles to discipline their naughty guys.

Lovely group of pix.
Ken

Red said...

Mr. Beth: thanks for the compliments. I will visit your blog in the coming weeks... I would blush, but the only blushing I do is with my bottom being reddened.
smiles
Red

Red said...

Ken: very true..a paddle does get to the seat of the problem quickly and effectively.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

There are many sorts of paddles, but the one held by the blonde peering over her specs is very much (apart from the fact that it looks new) like the ones that were used by washerwomen throughout much of Europe until the advent of washing machines...

Years ago, N. (L's first wife) found one of those on a flea market in Southeastern France -and soon put it to good use! I sort of "inherited" it, and still use it once in a while... (sparingly, because it delivers such a wallop!)

J.

Red said...

J: interesting how things have more than one use... specially when one use can be as a spanking implement... then again , spankos like us just have a good imagination.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

Wooden spoons and spatulas, belts, carpet beaters - and hairbrushes, of course - also have "official" as well as "alternative" uses (and it seems that was also the case for the washerwomen's paddles!)

J.

Anonymous said...

Red, your post inspired J. not only to comment, but also to retrieve that washerwoman's paddle from the closet where it had been idling since March - and to administer 40 solid whacks to my exposed derrière, after which I was ordered to serve some corner time.

This was on Columbus Day weekend - and the catch was that she had invited her friend M. (who, if truth be told, had already watched me being hand-spanked - bare-bottomed - on two previous occasions...) But the paddle was something else again!

L.

Red said...

J: so many multi-purpose utensils, so little time...:-)

L: I t can be dangerous reading my blog... sorry.. I have lost track of who M is: married, single, friend, relative spanker or being introduc
ed into TTWD.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

M. is one of J's closest friends. She has been divorced for some years.

L.

Red said...

L: so Columbus day has come and gone... did she help spanking your bottom, or just enjoyed the view?
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

She mostly watched, but after the 40 whacks, J. handed her the paddle and asked to add two on her own (which were not nearly as hard as the previous ones!) And, of course, she stayed on while I did my "corner time"...

L.

Red said...

L: Timid the first time, but I doubt infuture
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

That is entirely up to me, and while three of my friends have occasionally been invited to administer a few whacks on their own, such occasions are always more "symbolic" than truly severe. The only one who is allowed "equal time" is my sister (as was the case this Summer in Burgundy), but this happens only once or twice a year -whether we visit her or she visits us from across the pond...

J.

Red said...

J: very sensible
REd

Anonymous said...

Yes, but every so often, when J. calls B. (her sister), she finds the time to apply a short, but sonorous spanking to my unprotected derrière - typically with a wooden spoon - which B. can hear "in real time"!

L.

Anonymous said...

Well, my sister got an earful yesterday! 30 whacks with the spatula, and 30 more with that famous paddle - with L. yelping and begging. Those occasional "phonespanks" are fun!

J.

Red said...

J: I can imagine they are fun. you might want to record one, and send it to me to hear. Not quite certain how, so must put that on my to do list... The wooden spatula has the same effect on me.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

No way could we manage it, as we are both tech-challenged, but the noise of a bottom being paddled is one that you must have heard many times - right?

J & L

Red said...

I am technically challenged also, so only if a reader supplies the info. You can have lots of this with videos online, but they never truly ring true.
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

The sound of a bare bottom being firmly paddled is best experienced "live"

J&L

Red said...

definitely true
red

Anonymous said...

L. got a helping of my rattan cane an hour ago (as part of my 'Twelve Days of Christmas' sequence), and his derrière is a bit sore - but my plan is to apply the carpet beater on New Year's eve - just at the time when I will be calling my sister to wish her a happy new year... and give her an earful of how her brother-in-law's backside is being whacked!

I hope this may induce her to come visit us later this Winter -- in which case...

J.

Red said...

J: if she comes it will be an even warmer winter for L than normal.
Happy New Year
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

My sister finally arrived last Saturday - and, yes, L's derrière has been getting plenty of heat from the two of us!

J.