26.12.18

humor for Boxing Day

Thought I would just send some smiles:

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite (comic) scientist who once said, "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are a few more of his gems:

     Half the people you know are below average.

    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Stay with this video for a GREAT punchline : The Sneeze


come fly with me.
Now, have a fun day, and maybe even have a fun spanking
bottoms up


Red

3 comments:

stripey7 said...

Steven Wright is my favorite!

Baxter said...

re the woman with the massive boobs, I would say, nice boobs, but turn around and let me see your ass, the spanko I am.

Red said...

stripey7 : glad to show a few to you

baxter: glad you can admire many things
bottoms up
Red