14.5.18

the boating scene

With warm weather almost everywhere, time to get that boat out and take your sweetie for a row around the pond.
OF course, make certain you behave, as being on a row boat is similar to a walk in the forest...
How could you possibly imagine this Johnny Depp joke would be enjoyable to the ladies, unless you were Johnny Depp?
the outcome was predictable
instead of a switch, she will have a sandal that will make a significant impression
and you will be singing the blues
much to the enjoyment of her friend who came along for the ride
bottoms up
red

3 comments:

Joe said...

Yo Ho Matey good one.

Anonymous said...

Sorry my comment is not related to your boating theme.

Has this every happened to you: On Saturday morning, as I walked upstairs to take my wife her coffee, she wandered out of the bathroom holding her hairbrush. My mind began racing trying to figure out what I might have done wrong. As it turned out, she was just brushing her hair. Its odd how we sometimes forget about that function of a woman's hairbrush.

Red said...

Joe: seemed too good not to make a post using it.
anon: you mean it can also have another usage??? who would have ever thought that
bottoms up
Red