7.5.18

Mondays

To many people this is apropos
but to those of us who are retired......  so many fun things we can do....
Go for a drive but first fill up the gas tank and enjoy chatting with other friendly drivers
However, your partner might not like you being so friendly
you could go for a picnic, but exchanging dares with the woman at the next table
might result in 
followed by being on display for a while
Asking the following question
might get you plastered,
and when you volunteer to hang the clothes on the line so you can chat with the neighbor
this will get you spanked 

So, I am a bit confused?
What are your thoughts about Mondays as described above....
bottoms up
Red

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can clearly see a problem with Monday. Going to a gas station can get you spanked, talking to a neighbor can get you spanked, almost anything you do will get you spanked. But I have the answer. Before you leave the house ask for a spanking for whatever you might get into. Problem solved.
archedone

Anonymous said...

Pix # 3 and 5 definitely ring a bell ! J. has a few times ordered me to get off the main road (because of my "reckless driving") to deliver an impromptu spanking. (Other times, she waited until we had settled in our hotel room!...) And when we are on a stroll in the woods, the occasional picnic table is always a good spot to haul me across her knees...
L.

Red said...

archedone: a wonderful solution
L: best to drive carefully, for everyones sake
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

Yes, L. has been spanked several times along the road for his reckless driving - and he fully deserved it! - but I still like to give him an "extra" later on after we check in at the hotel for the night!
J.


Red said...

J: sounds like a wonderful plan... now and then a reminder
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

There was that time when we had just left B's place in Burgundy (and I still had "memories" of it!), and I narrowly missed an oncoming truck... J's reaction was to order me to get on a side road - all the way to the hilltop of a small village, where a picnic table (with a view) was available - and, fortunately, deserted at the time... She cut herself a switch and vigorously flogged my exposed derrière before we resumed our trip... but I was nevertheless treated later to another round with her hairbrush when we put in at a hotel for the night...
L.

Red said...

Glad you are both alive, and a couple of well deserved spankings
bottoms up
Red

Anonymous said...

That hilltop flogging (two years ago) was indeed memorable! I had L. stretch out, bottom side up, on top of the picnic table to get his punishment (100 licks of the switch!). His derrière was still raw by the time we put in for the night - and got another hundred whacks with the back of my hairbrush. Lesson learned!...
J.