fun dominant female captions for today part one

So many tumblrs, so little time... so today, let us have a version of dominant females
 this would be fun
 and remember
kiss the hand that is offered
a glass of wine, her phone to either take pictures or chat with friends    delightful for both of us

 now that has to be wonderful
 of course, even a talented tongue does not protect your bottom
bottoms up

Today's word is ...Fluctuations~~
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian  lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated ..
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  Today I only get hunat eighty?  Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!" 


Dan - A Disciplined Hubby said...

That last one had me falling out my chair laughing.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about going down on a woman is that you definitely tell when you have successfully brought her to orgasm. I always take this as a personal achievement for myself. I can't be sure that a woman will orgasm during intercourse - she could move her hips one way and set me off. But I know I can complete the task by going down on her.


Anonymous said...

I always wished my wife would spank me more. After getting spanked i would always want to go down on her to try and please her.

Anonymous said...

Gotta admit, I never thought it a punishment to provide oral service for m'lady. I enjoy it and so does she! She must, because she usually ends up breathing funny! :)

Thanks, Red


Anonymous said...

A good spanking that has me ouching and owing and my bottom wiggling. Followed by the command I'm tired now put your head between my legs and help me relax and take your time I love being teased with your tongue. What could be better than spending the evening with a sore bottom and giving her pleasure.

Anonymous said...

Nothing could beat that. It's just where both of you want to be.


Red said...

Dan: happy to make you smile
Matt: my exact same thoughts
anon: pick a name and comment again
mark: absolutely a pleasure, and never a punishment
archedone: delightful evening entertainment for everyone
Matt: very true
bottoms up