Here is a fun link you might enjoy
Festive favourite Santa Claus has admitted to being a fat, judgmental bastard.
Santa came clean, telling Grumpy Fuckers:
“Who is this fat fucker to judge me? I spend all my life trying to be good and as soon as I put one foot out of place, he’s there with his fat face, judging me and telling me that I’m on his naughty list. Well guess what fucker, you’re on my Shit List and you can get screwed,” said Timmy, aged 5.