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fun thoughts

Flying Can Be Fun: the effects of gravity

I watched this for ten minutes before I realized the clip is only 7 seconds long-----
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Confucius Say...   Joke is like sex.     Neither any good if you don't get it.

Q: What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A: a cucumber
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A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital  bed.  He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt!

I guess these might just earn me a trip to the wood shed
and you know what awaits there
bottoms up
RED

11 comments:

  1. A trip to the woodshed is not from the past, my mother-in-law has one, her daughter my wife can recall a few trips. I'm spanked by my wife, visiting my mother-in-law I messed up and she told her daughter the woodshed is available. It was not the trip to the shed, the spanking, it was the trip back to the house, bare from the waist down, bawling from the sting of the paddle, my mother-in-law standing and holding the door open, she did mention to her daughter very nice, and told me I better be facing the wall quickly or she would take me to the shed.

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  2. The woodshed is a symbol, my woodshed experience was being taken to the bedroom, my wife having enough of my attitude in front of her mother. I knew my mother-in-law could hear the spanking, it was the walk back to the frontroom, bare from the waist down, crying, told to face the wall. My mother-in-law complimented her daughter.

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  3. Woodsheds love them. Just so symbolic
    Thanks
    Ron

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  4. Sad to say we don't have a wood shed nor know anyone that does. But I have had many trips to the woods where my bottom was bared and I was either over a fallen tree or hugging a tree as she used my belt on me and her hair brush.
    archedone

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  5. anon: nothing like a mother guiding her daughter with good advice. Best to behave better when out visiting family.

    non: yes, our woodshed is the bedroom, and it is equally effective

    Ron: very true

    archedone: trips to the woods can be so much fun! I enjoy being spanked outdoors
    bottoms up
    RED

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  6. Who knew gravity could be so wonderful? I would've liked to see the girl in the "Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty" in that plane... ;-)

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    1. smuccatelli: but then you never would have seen her beautiful face
      bottoms up
      Red

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    2. You would have when the plane leveled off again. Of course if the pilot flew upside down for some time the poor girl might have suffocated... ;-)

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  7. My wife had enough and a camping trip I found myself across her lap, a hairbrush warming, stinging and redding my bottom, a couple happen to walk by, shocked to hear, the woman said, "see honey what you have coming", Yes Mam he said. I was soon crying and finally facing the tent, showing off my spanked bottom to whom ever walked by.

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    1. anon: sounds like a fun relationship
      bottoms up
      Red

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