22.9.14

jokes and more

He said to a woman.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She replied .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 

Care for another joke:

What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
Follow the captain naturally.
bottoms up
RED

4 comments:

  1. Love the jokes Red. The first one would get you a spanking. Love the last two pictures. Shorts at half mast bottom well displayed for spanking. The last one is great a double leg lock. Would prevent you from kicking, wiggling your bottom and even clenching and the entire bottom is displayed for spanking.
    archedone

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  2. archedone: glad you enjoyed the post, and thanks for stopping by
    bottoms up
    Red

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  3. She's got my ruler:)

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Ronnie: if i eve see one, i will send it to you
      bottoms up
      Red

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