Should be changed to
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bath brush you're on, the giving or the receiving...
The next is slightly split in two to show a positive thought
2. Don't cry because it's oversmile because it happened.
3. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
5. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
6. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
7. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
8. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
and the more spanks you get
9. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
10. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You still have to purchase clothes..