17.11.13

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE : smiles with pictures

Think positive statements:
1. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Should be changed to 

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bath brush you're on, the giving or the receiving...
The next is slightly split in two to show a positive thought
2. Don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened.
3. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
4. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
5. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

6. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
 a view to enjoy
 and wish you were really there to enjoy the action
7. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
8. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. 
and the more spanks you get
9. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. 
10. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You still have to purchase clothes..
bottoms up
Red

2 comments:

  1. Great pictures. In the first you see a wooden spoon, just like one we bought recently at the hardware store. I put it in the basket and my wife said that might hurt and I said I am willing to find out. She has effectively used it ever since and yes, it does light up my butt.
    Baxter

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  2. Baxter: wooden bath brushes can certainly light up the hardest bottom
    bottoms up
    Red

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