Men who have more orgasms live longer

The following is an article I found on the Internet :

http://www.nytimes.com/1997/12/23/science/more-orgasms-more-years-of-life.html

It's what guys have been saying all along...sex is good for you.Men who have more orgasms live longer, a study of Welsh villagers reveals.It certainly helps to die with a smile on your face after living life to the full, conclude researchers who plotted the sex lives of almost 1,000 men aged 45 to 49 and then checked their mortality statistics a decade later.The epidemiologists from Belfast and Bristol universities offer the good news in weighty scientific language: Mortality risk was 50 percent lower in the group with high orgasmic frequency than in the group with low orgasmic frequency."Professor George Davey Smith and his team conclude: "Sexual activity seems to have a protective effect on men's health."Responses were classified into categories ranging from "never" through to "daily", the researchers report.

The team light-heartedly suggest that healthy living promotional campaigns can now be given a sparkling new zest. "Intervention programs could be considered, perhaps based on the exciting 'at least five in a day' campaign aimed at increasing fruit and vegetable consumption - although the numerical imperative may have to be adjusted."

The researchers dispute the findings of cultures who argue that sexual abstinence puts men on a higher plane. They noted that the Huli people of Papua New Guinea sent their young men to secret hideouts in the jungle where they were 'taught by celibate specialists of the mortal dangers of succumbing to women's desires."
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The obvious conclusion that can be drawn from this article:

Whereas:
If Spanking is a successful method to solve minor problems in a relationship
and
If Spanking is a successful sexual stimulant for many if not most participants

Therefore:
Spank your mate as often as possible,
Followed by making love as soon as possible

The conclusion: Spankings help you enjoy a longer, more fulfilling, orgasmic and happy life!

Doesn't that sound like a mathematical certainly from high school.

Whether the man is spanked, or the woman is spanked, or the couple spanks whoever is deserving of the spanking, the results will still be the same.

Happy Spankings (and live longer - or does that simply mean time goes so very slowly when you are being spanked..)

Red